Popular Ned Quotes
Chuck: There was a young man named Von Deenis...
Ned: Who they said had a very big...
Chuck: If Mother Superior found Larue's shiny stash...
Ned: Then all it would take was one push, and the convent would be back... in black.
Chuck: By-proxy high-five.
Emerson: Get, before I by-proxy vomit.
(after re-killing Sister Larue) We are so going to hell.
Do you ever shiver when you pee? That's how I felt when he spoke.
Ned: "Maurice" and "Rolston"?
Chuck: You didn't even know their names?
Ned: I'm glad Dad got so fun and creative with naming after I left. "Goodbye, Ned. Hello, Mercutio and Ribald."
Chuck: Maurice and Rolston!