Nick Burkhardt Quotes
Hank: Love's a funny thing.
Nick: You must be laughing all the time.
Nick: Wait a minute, you're telling me that Santa Claus is...
Eddie: Well, think about it. I mean who else could live up there?
Nick: I'm going back out there, and I want you to come with me.
Eddie: How did I know you were gonna say that?
Nick: Munroe, if she is something like you I cannot risk someone else's life taking them out there.
Eddie: Apparently you're willing to risk mine.
Nick: A rabbit?
Eddie: I, uh, relapsed.
Nick: Maybe she is not the right girl for you.
Nick: Munroe, it's Nick, open up!
Eddie: Maybe I should get you your own key.
Hank: Pretty excited about being let go.
Nick: Oh yeah, I had to stop him from yodeling.
Renard: Rats dine on beloved teacher.
Nick: That's a little cold.
Hank: Guess who came to dinner.
Hank: I haven't had that much fun since that drunk threw up on me at the Christmas Party.
Nick: Wasn't that Sergeant Wu?
Eddie: Last time I protected someone for you, it was not a pleasant experience. How is that guy, by the way, were they able to sew his arm back on?
Nick: Uhm, I don't think he's going to be beating anybody up with is again.
It's funny if you knew it was there.
When do I have time for a bed or breakfast?
Nick: Look if I had anybody else I could talk to about this stuff I'd go there.
Eddie: I feel like I should complain.