Nick Miller Quotes
That's more like dork magic.
I want magic, is that so bad?
If I can't have a kid with a woman, then maybe I'll have one with my cousin.
You have no standing to veto, it's my sperm.
I'm a business guy first and a sex guy second.
Nick: I'm very focused.
Schmidt: You're not even looking at me right now.
Nick: I though I saw something shiny.
On a plus side, I'm being very witty during this fight.
They're just boobs!
When I first grew boobs people started handing me stuff and I got messy, but then you gotta grow up.
Make up an excuse and get out of jury duty. Jess, please, I need you.
You son of a bitch, I love you!
Everything you just said makes me want to give you a wedgie in front of the others.