Nick Miller Quotes
Season 2, Episode 25: "Elaine's Big Day"
Nick: Jess, this is where I belong! With Winston and a badger.
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Nick: Schmidt gave me his worst suit! He said if I could get it over my thighs, he didn't want it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nick: I look very handsome! I look like I'm on "Miami Vice"!
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Season 2, Episode 24: "Winston's Birthday"
Nick: I don't know how you get a podcast, but you should look into it.
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Mr. Day: What's she like?
Nick: She's not quirky. She has no bangs.
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Season 2, Episode 23: "Virgins"
Nick: Sometimes I just sit in the stall and listen to you guys.
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Schmidt: A tuxedo is different from a suit.
Nick: It is??!!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 21: "First Date"
Nick: Schmidt, I have to ask you a favor. It's about my clothes.
Schmidt: Burn them! Burn them all!
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Season 2, Episode 20: "Chicago"
Nick: I'm just trying to figure out the level of Elvis impersonator we can afford. I think a white one is out of reach.
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Jess: I didn't really know your dad, except for that one hour when I committed fraud with him.
Nick: That's all there is to know.
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