Nick Miller Quotes
Men of means.Winston and Nick
You're a real sandwich lady and I wanna scream your name across the ocean.
DeeDee? That's not a name.
I don't know if Hogwarts is near San Diego. I've never heard of it.
Ever since I've known you, you've been there. OK. You're always there. Even when I don't want you there, you're there. That's what a husband does. You fight for me. Thats what a husband does. You care about what I eat. That's what a husband does. You've cooked for me even when I don't ask. That's what a husband does. When I pass out you comb my hair so there's no knots in it. That's what a husband does. So guess what? You're gonna be a great husband to Cece cause you're a great husband to me.
Nick: What does a man do about that pain?
Schmidt: Takes a bubble bath.
You got hurt on a hog man!
Jess: Nick, are you eating raisins from my purse? I confiscated those from a kid.
Nick: That explains why they're so sticky. Sticky Nicky eats anything and I don't get sick.
I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer.
I'd give you a hug, but my shirt smells pretty weird today.
Everbody has been flashed countless times, right?
It's not gonna end well for these two.