Nick Miller Quotes (Page 2)
Season 2, Episode 20: "Chicago"
Jess: This is where Nick Miller grew up.
Nick: Except for the fall of '88 and the spring of '89--that was our "van year."
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Winston: I'm gonna be strong for you, man. You know, I really did love Walt.
Nick: He was my dad, Winston.
Winston: Yeah, but he loved me more than he loved you. He told me that.
Nick: Yeah, he told me that too, actually.
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Season 2, Episode 19: "Quick Hardening Caulk"
Nick: I feel like Russell Crowe in every movie he's ever done.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nick: I know this isn't gonna end well, but the middle part is gonna be awesome.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nick: Schmidt, that is melon-flavored liquer!That is 4-proof! That is safe to drink while you're pregnant!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 18: "TinFinity"
Nick: They threw in something called 'septic enzymes,' which I don't know what they are but you are definitely not supposed to get them in your eyes.
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Nick: I'm a small business owner!
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Season 2, Episode 17: "Parking Spot"
Schmidt: Does it say "share stuff" in the Constitution of America? No, it does not. Nicholas, what does it say?
Nick: Don't share stuff.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jess: Do you want to know what I'm wearing under this shirt?
Nick: Yeah, sure.
Jess: An invisible shirt.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nick: I don't know what "mazel tov" means, but it doesn't sound good.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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