Nick Miller Quotes
I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you.
I knew that French was gonna haunt me.
Well get ready for the skin circus you little peanut.
Nick: Of course we make decisions. How do you think I'm wearing clothes right now?
Schmidt: I lay those out for you Nick.
I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.
It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.
That's more like dork magic.
I want magic, is that so bad?
If I can't have a kid with a woman, then maybe I'll have one with my cousin.
You have no standing to veto, it's my sperm.
I'm a business guy first and a sex guy second.
Nick: I'm very focused.
Schmidt: You're not even looking at me right now.
Nick: I though I saw something shiny.