Favorite Nick Miller Quotes
I want to kill you...because I respect you. I think I understanding hunting!
Schmidt: Would you line up around the corner if the iPhone was called "the slippery germ brick"?
Nick: Yeah, I probably would actually.
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.
Jess: Do you want to know what I'm wearing under this shirt?
Nick: Yeah, sure.
Jess: An invisible shirt.
Schmidt: Does it say "share stuff" in the Constitution of America? No, it does not. Nicholas, what does it say?
Nick: Don't share stuff.
I'm very poor. Having a checking account would be an honor. I've written a zombie book. It's terrible. I'm a slow runner. I'm obsessed with karate.
I don't know what "mazel tov" means, but it doesn't sound good.
College Nick: You like rap music? Who's your favorite rapper.
College Schmidt: Brian Austin Green.
He smells of strong coffee and going to see a man about a horse.
If I had a dollar for every person I couldn't hang out with because they hate Schmidt, I'd be rich. Like fill my gas tank up all the way rich.
I've never been an inspiration before...I don't like this much responsibility.
Nick: In March, I will have been living with Schmidt for 10 years. I know that because he sent me an e-mail asking how I want to celebrate our tin anniversary.
Jess: How did you become friends? Was it an accident? Did you hit him with your car and you became his reluctant caretaker?