Nick: Just promise me you're not going to wear a cowboy hat.
Jessica: I promise nothing.

Nick: What do you say we hightail it into town and rustle up some grub?
Jessica: Ooh. Look at you with the cowboy expressions.

Jessica; You want to have an '80s-theme party? You? Nick Torres?
Nick: Not really. But Dr. Grace thought it would be a good idea.
Jessica: She trying to drum up more business? Because I'm definitely going to need some therapy after seeing DIrector Vance in a high-top fade.
Vance: Hey! I look good with a high-top fade.

Parker: Show of hands. Who thinks it's aliens?
Nick: Does it count if I just hope it's aliens? "Cocoon" is my favorite movie.

Jessica: My sister and I did a DNA test over Christmas. No surprises there. Just plain old Chinese and Dutch. So boring.
Nick: You're not boring. And neither are you. Check those results, man.
McGee: All right. I'll check.

Nick: Wait. DNA can tell you that?
Jessica: Has Kasie taught you nothing?

Yeah, you're the guy that never sits, keeps your chair clean; I appreciate it.

Louis

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?