Emily: It was kind of fun being your wingman.
Nolan: I taught you well, grasshopper.

Did she happen to see that I made People's Sexiest Man Alive list, right behind Joel McHale?

[to Aiden] Rule number 17, no fish for breakfast. Rule number 18, no killing on the premises. Rule to be disregarded if my life is in danger. Ah, most importantly, 19. Always give a heads up call before coming home. I am on the rebound, so, bitch, don't kill my vibe.

Rohan: We're taught after our mission is complete, never to mention it again.
Nolan: Don't brag after a shag. Got it.

Aiden: What do you think she wants this time?
Nolan: What every pretty blonde who comes to the Hamptons wants--Revenge.

So, I guess this is it. Long live David Clarke.

[to Patrick] I fight for the people that I love, too. That's why you're here right now. I can't just let that go.

Victoria: Do you get off causing innocent people pain?
Nolan: I will let you know if I meet anyone innocent.

You give me enough time and I will make the toilets flush in Morse code.

You decided to check back into the Bates Motel, and frankly, Patrick, I'm not into Mama's boys.

Save it. I've already got four episodes of "Patrick Says I'm Sorry" saved on my DVR.

[to Emily] Your husband's...kind of a hole.

Revenge Quotes

Margaux: You're just like your father and mine. You do what you please and ask for forgiveness later. I need a man who doesn't make rash decisions.
Daniel: Really? Because you had that with Jack Porter and you needed more.

[to Aiden] Well, since you won't return my phone calls, I figured I'd use my Find a Former Friend app.

Nolan