The Office

Oscar Martinez Quotes

Oscar: Don't you wanna see the baby?
Dwight: Why? I know what Angela and the Senator look like. I can mash that up in my head right now.
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Oscar: I don't know if it's right.
Robert: Well if it's anything like that gorgeous wrapping paper, you hit it out of the park.
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Oscar: Please don't say anything offensive.
Kevin: Got that bimbo?
Erin: Got it bimbo.
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Oscar: I apologize for my friend, and for the Republicans who cutting your funding.
 • Rating: 2.3 / 5.0

Oscar: This guy's been gone long enough. He's lost his right to a window.
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Pam: You're in the gay mafia.
Oscar: You're thinking of another group. Much wealthier, much older. You sound ignorant.
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Oscar: Angela's engaged to a gay man. As a gay man, I'm horrified. As a friend of Angela's, horrified. As a lover of elegant weddings, I'm a little excited.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Oscar: What town do Holly's parents live in?
Michael: I'm not sure...Mount tuh (mumbles).
Kevin: Sounds beautiful.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Oscar: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: That marriage would be a sham.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pam: Michael, she's perfect for you.
Oscar: She's the one.
Jim: She's amazing. This is very exciting.
 • Rating: Unrated

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