Instead of wondering why it didn't kill him, let's make sure it doesn't.

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Charlie: How much do you make being a doctor?
Otis: A lot less than you make being a bookie, I'll tell you that much.

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Keaton's gone for half an hour and the last Nazi in South America shows up.

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I've been to the moon plenty. I don't ever want to go back.

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She looked so sad. I knew the prison outbreak would cheer her up.

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You'd have an imaginary friend too if you'd been stuck in here that long.

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