Off the Map

Off the Map Quotes

Season 1 Episode 13: "There's a Lot to Miss About the Jungle"

Tommy: I'm saying that given the choice between standing up to a 2000 pound bull and standing up to his mother, he chose the bull.
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Lily: I used to be a doctor back home. Now I'm a cocaine farmer.
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Tommy: You do not want to go to prom with a prosthetic. If one's just a little bit shorter than the other you'll be dancing in circles all night.
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Pablo: You are really pulling off my skin.
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Ryan: Don't kill anyone.
Mina: Don't die.
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Mina: Will you feed dinner?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 12: "Hold on Tight"

Ryan: Then you better stop looking like someone shot a puppy.
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Ryan: Right now I really don't think that I can talk about it anymore.
Mina: Why not?
Ryan: Because I think I'm losing my pulse.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mina: He saw a double rainbow. He was very moved.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tommy: Wow. Look at you. The poultry whisperer.
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Ryan: Never mind the heart condition it's this desk job that's killing me.
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Season 1 Episode 11: "Everything's As It Should Be"

Lily: Do it. Make your move. Take your shot. We don't get that many.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Pher: I went down to the river and buried my toes. Felt like I should say goodbye. Although I think a squirrel ate one of them. Circle of life and all that.
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Mina: I'm afraid those toes have seen the last of their outdoor music festivals.
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Mina: You can't buy bagels in the jungle!
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Season 1 Episode 10: "I'm Home"

Ryan: We should do it again sometime Keaton. You know, when my heart's not exploding.
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Otis: You'd have an imaginary friend too if you'd been stuck in here that long.
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Ryan: You're making me feel weak, Keaton. I need you to make me feel strong.
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Otis: She looked so sad. I knew the prison outbreak would cheer her up.
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Season 1 Episode 9: "There's Nothing to Fix"

Ryan: He needs someone tough, brutal, and heartless. And I mean that as the utmost compliment.
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