Otto Mann Quotes
Season 22, Episode 15: "The Scorpion's Tale"
Otto: You sell drugs, why can't you dress like that?
Drug Dealer: Cause I use them too idiot.
• Rating: Unrated
Otto [upon arriving at desert]: Hey this is one of the planets in Star Wars.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 4: "Treehouse of Horror XXI"
Otto: Why is there a steering wheel in my bedroom?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 1: "Elementary School Musical"
Otto: What's the matter Lisa, you're normally the first one off this death trap?
Lisa: The combination of me leaving arts camp and you driving on and off the shoulder has made me a little ill.
Otto: I guess I shouldn't be playing this driving game while driving.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 21, Episode 21: "Moe Letter Blues"
Kurt: Milhouse and I are next.
Otto: There's no suspense at your place. Even I hooked up with your old lady. Sorry, kid.
Milhouse: You were my favorite uncle, Uncle Otto.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 21, Episode 3: "The Great Wife Hope"
Marge: Ultimate makes everything worse
Otto: Not frisbee!
Marge: Otto, don't you have a sack to hackey?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 18, Episode 1: "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer"
(On the way to school, Otto stops the bus and offers Metallica a ride; their tour bus has broken down.)
Otto: So what are you waiting for? Hop in.
James Hetfield: (Chuckles) Hop in what?
(The school bus peels away with Bart at the wheel.)
Bart: Look at me, I'm Otto! I'm a hundred years old and I drive a school bus!
Otto: Oh, man. Maybe me and Metallica can go splitsies on a cab.
(Hans Moleman slowly drives by in a pickup truck, with Metallica and their gear in the bed of the truck.)
Kirk Hammett: Hey, loser, we got a ride from a real fan!
Hans Moleman: I used to sleep with Lars' grandmother.
Robert Trujillo: Never listen to our music again!
(Hans Moleman pulls away as Metallica plays an instrumental from the song, "Master of Puppets.")
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 22: "Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
Otto: (After an insect falls out of his hair) You think you get them all, but you forget about the eggs.
• Rating: Unrated
Otto: I can't believe I paid ten-thousand dollars for this class. What the hell was that lab fee for!?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 20: "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
Otto: The regular school bus broke down, so take a seat before I blow your heads off!
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 36
