Pam Beesly Quotes
Season 8, Episode 7: "Pam's Replacement"
Pam: And I make sounds much worse than this?
Dwight: Oh we know.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 6: "Doomsday"
Pam: What are you doing?
Dwight: What does it look like I'm doing? Digging a grave for a horse.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 5: "Spooked"
Erin: Pam, how would you rate me as a receptionist on a scale of 1 to 3?
Pam: Ummm, two?
Erin: That's like the second to last thing I wanted to hear.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 3: "Lotto"
Ryan: Everybody wants to be rich, but nobody wants to work for it.
Pam: You came in at 10:30 today right?
• Rating: Unrated
Pam: I think we should get a townhouse in SoHo.
Ryan: SoHo's mostly lofts but okay.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 24: "Search Committee"
Creed: It's Creed. FYI I'm starting my own paper company, looking to poach some chumps. You in?
Pam: Yes.
Creed: Cool. Let's keep this on the QT okay? I want you to be a dead mama jama.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pam: You're in the gay mafia.
Oscar: You're thinking of another group. Much wealthier, much older. You sound ignorant.
• Rating: Unrated
Pam: He talked about himself in the third person?
Angela: Yes Pam, not everyone is as informal as you and Jim. Oh hey Pam, dude. Wanna marry me?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 23: "Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager"
Pam: Why do you need to wear the holster at all?
Dwight: Why do you need to keep wearing those boobie shirts all the time?
Angela: Thank you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Creed: He put some snacks in the freezer for us.
Pam: You mean the frozen mice for the piranha?
Creed: No, the blueberry slurpy pouch.
Phyllis: He means the ice pack.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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