The Office

Pam Beesly Quotes

Pam: I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder-Mifflin was a great subject for a documentary. There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?
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Pam: You can't be scared of a room full of Jims. I love the guy but he's basically Gumby with hair.
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Pam: Maybe it was Meredith. Maybe she brought in lice that are totally different than the lice that i got from Cece. So let's not jump to the simplest conclusion that she got her lice from me. That is how wars get started. Fine, I'll tell her it was me.
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Pam: I'm sure she's just confused. People scratch their heads when they're confused. Not always like an ape, the way Meredith just did, but it happens.
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Pam: Jim's been spending a few days a week in Philly and I'm not gonna lie, it's been challenging. Yesterday, things took a turn for the worse. I found out Cece has lice. So I was up all night disinfecting every sheet, towel, toy, item of clothing in the entire house. I'm exhausted. But don't tell Jim. He has a huge meeting today, under a lot of pressure and he's doing it all for the family.
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Jim: That's my favorite part of Christmas, the authority.
Pam: And the fear.
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Dwight: He used to fight dogs.
Pam: Like he used to make dogs fight or he actually fought dogs?
Dwight: Little of this, little of that.
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Pam: Angela insisted that all the animals be fully clothed.
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Pam: I planned a wedding with him. He wanted hot dogs.
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Pam: With work and two kids, nothing interesting's gonna happen to us for a long, long time.
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