Always the padawan, never the jedi.

Dwight

Pam: Their breadsticks are like crack.
Ryan: I love when people say "like crack" who've obviously never done crack.

Pam: Michael, she's perfect for you.
Oscar: She's the one.
Jim: She's amazing. This is very exciting.

Michael, hey I just came out to see what you were doing, and maybe stop you.

Pam: No laughing. No comments. Just positive energy and we'll have a pure fun day. Okay?
Creed: Thanks mom.

Pam: What else was there?
Jim: Bottomless champagne.
Pam: Yes. We never found that bottom did we?

Pam: Got it. I will put out an A.P.B. Otherwise known as an Ask Pam Beasley...Did the phone cut out?
Jim: Nope.

Darryl: I told her Santa would be here.
Michael: Yeah well I was told Holly would be here, single and ready to date, and we all got misled.
Pam: Who told you that?
Michael: Nora Ephron...in every romantic comedy ever made.

At its worst it was a toxic, political club used to make others feel miserable and left out. At its best, it planned parties.

Dwight: We have a colleague with the same name. You're not a liar too are you.
Other Pam: I've been known to bend the truth.
Dwight: Damn it Pam! Get out!

Pam: You've been watering down the soap?
Dwight: Why do you even need soap? Are you that bad at going to the bathroom?

Pam: So everyone here knows pirate code?
Creed: I understand it, I can't speak it.

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I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

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