True Blood

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I am wearing a Walmart sweatshirt for y'all. If that's not a demonstration of team spirit, I don't know what is.

Pam: She smells.
Sookie: Is that bad?
Pam: Can't imagine it's good.

Let's go to the ladies' room and stare at ourselves in the mirror.

I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. Fuck Sookie!

Can we blow up these Wiccan dips---s already? I got a mani-pedi at 4.

Do not tell me you put our entire species at risk for a gash in a sundress?

I'm gonna shove my fist up your ass and use you as a handwarmer.

It may be 10 minutes from now or 10 years, the moment you think you're safe, I promise I will hunt you down and f---in' shred you like confetti.

I will give you twenty-four hours to deliver that witch to me. And if you don't, I will personally eat, fuck and kill all three of you.

Let me kill this uppity Wiccan Cunt....your majesty.

This is bullshit. Listen, bitch, I don't have time for this. Fix my maker.

You have 24 hours to bring her to me, or I'll eat, fuck and kill each and every single one of you.

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True Blood Quotes

God has the most beautiful tits I have ever seen.

Russell

I'm not a monster, I'm a buddhist!

Sarah

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol whip me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed country rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes