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Let's go to the ladies' room and stare at ourselves in the mirror.

I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. Fuck Sookie!

Can we blow up these Wiccan dips---s already? I got a mani-pedi at 4.

Do not tell me you put our entire species at risk for a gash in a sundress?

I'm gonna shove my fist up your ass and use you as a handwarmer.

It may be 10 minutes from now or 10 years, the moment you think you're safe, I promise I will hunt you down and f---in' shred you like confetti.

I will give you twenty-four hours to deliver that witch to me. And if you don't, I will personally eat, fuck and kill all three of you.

Let me kill this uppity Wiccan Cunt....your majesty.

This is bullshit. Listen, bitch, I don't have time for this. Fix my maker.

You have 24 hours to bring her to me, or I'll eat, fuck and kill each and every single one of you.

Dial it back a notch or two. You're starting to piss me off.

Pam [as she's feeding on a loud fangbanger]

Did I miss something? Are we girls now? Did we join a book club and read some queer chick lit memoirs and are bound together by estrogen or sisterhood some other feminist drivel?

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True Blood Quotes

Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.

Ginger

It's like being kicked in the cooch by a wallaby isn't it?

Pam

True Blood Music

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Good-behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol-whip-me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed-country-rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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