Penny Quotes (Page 2)
Season 6, Episode 18: "The Contractual Obligation Implementation"
Bernadette: Everyone of you has the capacity to be anything you want to be.
Penny: Unless you want to be Cinderella.
Bernadette: Come at me. See what happens.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 16: "The Tangible Affection of Proof"
Penny: Leonard Hofstadler...
Leonard: Yes?
Penny: Will you be my valentine?
Leonard: Sorry. Maybe, next year. ... I'm just kidding. Romance ninja. Let's have sex! Wah!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leonard: You know what? That was pretty crappy of you. All I wanted to do was to give you a great night and it was like you went out of your way to destroy it.
Penny: Yeah, I know. I'm a total bitch.
Leonard: I'm not saying that.
Penny: Well, I am.
Leonard: Oh, fine you win. You're a bitch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leonard: Two can play this game.
Penny: Get up.
• Rating: Unrated
Penny: No, I said "Oh my God, I think that old guy's choking" and one of the busboy's Heimlich'd him.
Leonard: You're a hero...
Penny: Yeah ... that was the point of the story.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 15: "The Spoiler Alert Segmentation"
Sheldon: I suppose there's no choice but to face the crying, angry accusations, and the high pitch wails of despair.
Penny: Yeah and who knows how Amy will react.
• Rating: Unrated
Penny: But, you two make such a cute couple. Like Bert and Ernie. You guys even teach me stuff about words and numbers.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 14: "The Cooper/Kripke Inversion"
Penny: Okay. Hang on. Are you saying some day that you and Amy might actually get physical?
Sheldon: It's a possibility.
• Rating: Unrated
Penny: You ever going to sleep with Amy?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 13: "The Bakersfield Expedition"
Bernadette: Well, what if Hulk picked up Thor while Thor is holding the hammer.
Amy: Yeah?
Bernadette: Then by the transitive property of picking things up Hulk picked up the hammer.
Amy: No. Hulk picked up Thor. Thor picked up the hammer.
Penny: Okay, hang on. If I go to a bar and pick up a guy and he picks up a girl and then we all leave together. Did I pick up the girl?
Amy: Did that ever happen?
Penny: Hey, are we talking about me or are we talking about Thor?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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