Penny Quotes (Page 3)
Season 6, Episode 13: "The Bakersfield Expedition"
Penny: If Harry Potter's wand can make decisions, why can't Thor's hammer?
Amy: Ok, if you're going to start comparing wands and hammers, I can't even take you seriously.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Penny: Oh, Thor. He's hot.
Stuart: Yeah, he kind of is.
• Rating: Unrated
Penny: Oh, this is the best. You have booze with breakfast on a Tuesday, you have a problem. You do it on the weekend, you have brunch.
• Rating: Unrated
Penny: Damn. You have more make-up than I do. You've got better make-up than I do. Yep, I'm borrowing ing this.
Leonard: Hey, hey, hey. This is my comic con make-up. I love you, but there are some things a man doesn't share with his girlfriend.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 12: "The Egg Salad Equivalency"
Penny: Molecules.
Leonard: Okay. come with me.
Penny: Where are we going?
Leonard: To my bedroom. So, I can take everything off but those glasses. And, maybe the boots.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Leonard: Can I tell you a secret?
Penny: What's that?
Leonard: All these women chasing me, I kinda do feel like Captain Kirk.
Penny: Can I tell you a secret?
Leonard: Sure.
Penny: Keep talking about Captain Kirk and we're all going to stop.
Leonard: Message ... received.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 11: "The Santa Simulation"
Penny: Is having a real-life girlfriend that has sex with you getting in the way of your board games.
Leonard: A little bit, yeah.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: You are so butch.
Leonard: Oh, I got a little paper cut.
Penny: Of course you did, your hands are softer than veal.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 10: "The Fish Guts Displacement"
Raj: You got this buddy.
Leonard: Yeah, come on, Howard. Hook that worm.
Raj: You can do it.
Penny: That's great. Cheerleading. Way to man things up.
• Rating: Unrated
Penny: Don't name him. Just jam a hook into his face.
• Rating: Unrated
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