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Pete: Hey, that sounds like cannonfire.
Claudia: Brilliant! There's that college education rearing its ugly head.

[Leena gasps]
Pete: You gasped! You rarely gasp!
Artie: Pete's right, why did you gasp?

Pete: Wow, this is a lot nicer than the Love Me Chapel in Vegas.
Myka: Please tell me you didn't.
Pete: Oh yeah, we did.

Pete: Plan? I will tell you the plan after I ask Myka something. [Pete turns towards Myka] What's the plan?
Myka: Artie, what's the plan?

How come every other artifact makes me have to call my sponsor?

Pete: Oh my God, you're gay? Finally! Thank God, someone who will appreciate all this. It's a waste of time working out for these people. Here, I'll take my shirt off for ya.
Steve: No, no thanks.

Aw look, we're spooning.

Hey, don't blame me. I'm good, but I've never changed a woman's hair color.

[To Myka] Man, you're hot.

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