Hank: What was Underbheit like back in the old days?
Mr. White: Well, except for the metal jaw, pretty much the same. Total dick

Billy Quizboy: But this kind of thing should be a walk in the park.
Mr. White: A walk in the park with genitals for trees.
Billy Quizboy: And hair for grass

Dr. Venture: Billy, fess up to the boy. He's been pulling that "boy genius" crap for at least the twenty years that I've known him.
Billy Quizboy: Well, nobody's really impressed with "Master Billy Quizboy, Adult Genius."
Dr. Venture: Like a speech impediment and growth hormone deficiency qualifies you as a "boy genius."
Mr. White: Don't forget the huge head.
Billy Quizboy: I copped to it - now you guys are ganging up on it

Pete White: It's like wearing nothing at all. Like a second skin.
Dr. Venture: Ummm, you've got a little something brown on your nose

Venture Bros. Quotes

Hank: You are not the boss of me
Sgt Hatred: Au contraire, I am tony danza to your spunky Alyssa Milano. I am full on Charles In Charge of you

Hank: Is it just me or does every Nazi want to clone Hitler? It's like the only they think about
Srgt. Hatred: It seems that way, right. I guess when everyone hates you, you just fixate on making rotten Hitlers