Franklin & Bash
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on TNTPeter Bash Quotes
You always tilt your head like a dog that hears a funny noise whenever you have a secret.
You phone sex in Latin, really?
Physics prevents sex in any position in a SouthCal airlines bathroom.
Peter: What do you want to do?
Jared: I want to kick his ass.
Peter: For rock and roll.
Jared: I was going to say justice but OK, for rock and roll.
No, we do not have clients in County jail who can take out Dr. Lee.
Peter: I can't believe you play basketball.
Jared: I can't believe you get facials.
We've got equity partner bonus money burning a hole in my pocket.
Peter: I've got eight pounds of meat.
Jared: Too easy.
I'll call you later Mom. No planking.
Jared: He's whack job but in a good way.
Peter: Whack job's need lawyers too.
I have to deal with a trespassing Mom.
