FBI agent: I think we have a technical problem
Peter: That's one way of putting it.

Peter: (to Mozzie) I thought you would be taller.
Mozzie: Me too.

Peter: While you are here, have a drink.
Mozzie: Oh well, I don't drink.
Peter: Well, tonight you do.
Mozzie: Gin's good.

Peter: Have you ever met a woman -
Neal: Brittney - Brittney Nicole - Seventh grade...what? I had a gap in my teeth.

Things always this interesting when you are around?

What, hookers?

Elizabeth: Another all nighter?
Peter: I married a perceptive woman.
Elizabeth: I married a predictable man.

Peter: We either take down Lau now, or our partnership is over.
Neal: We're partners?
Peter: You tell me.

Neal: What's next partner?
Peter: Don't call me that.

Peter: It's like Buckingham Palace.
Neal: I've been to Buckingham Palace - this is better.

Elizabeth: I wanted you to have a familiar face in there.
Peter: I'll take your anytime.

Caffrey: How upset were the Canadians?
Peter: Oh, very... well, as upset as Canadians can get.