Philip J. Fry Quotes
Leela: Alright, if everyone's stopped being stupid...
Fry: I had more but go ahead.
Fry: I'm never going to get used to the 31st century. Caffinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch?
Leela: Well, if you don't like that, try some Archduke Chocula.
Zoidberg: Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. No, no, no, no, no, not that mouth!
Fry: I only have one.
Zoidberg: Really?
Fry: Uh, is there a human doctor around?
Zoidberg: Young lady, I'm an expert on humans.
Fry: Well, the doctor says I'm as healthy as a crab. Can I go into space now?
Farnsworth: As soon as we finish cleaning Bender. Oh, and Fry, this is our intern, Amy Wong. She's an engineering student of mine. I like having her around because she's the same blood type as me.
Fry: So where are we going anyway?
Leela: Nowhere special. The moon.
Fry: The Moon? The Moon, Moon? Wow! I'm gonna be a famous hero just like Neil Armstrong and those other brave guys no one ever heard of!
Fry: Can I do the countdown?
Leela: Huh? Oh, sure. Knock yourself out.
Fry: Ten... nine -
Leela: OK, we're here!
Fry: Eightsevensixfivefourthreetwooneblastoff!
Fry: Hurry up! I wanna see the Moon!
Leela: Relax. It's open 'till 9.
Fry: That's one small step for Fry-
Man: And one giant line for admission!
Fry: You're not gonna believe this but they landed an amusement park on the Moon!
Amy: Guh! It's the happiest place orbiting Earth.
Fry: Let's go, already!
Leela: Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
Fry: Let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Bender: Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.
Leela: We'll deliver that crate like professionals and then we'll go home.
Fry: But I've never been to the moon before.
Leela: Alright. We'll deliver that crate like professionals... and then we'll go ride the bumper cars.
Bender: Keep those things off of me! Magnets screw up my inhibition unit!
Fry: So you flip out and start acting like some crazy folk singer?
Bender: Yes. I guess a robot would have to be crazy to wanna be a folk singer...
