Philip J. Fry Quotes
Season 9, Episode 13: "Naturama"
Fry: Is it weird if I talk about his crazy turtle penis?
Bender: No.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Professor Farnsworth: I never thought I'd live to see this tree again. Thank you for staying with me, Fry.
Fry: I'm not Fry, I'm his great-great-grandson, Fry.
Professor Farnsworth: Wha?
Fry: My beak is different, see. It evolved a slightly bigger hook over the generations to eat the cactus on this part of the island.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Narrator: The new hatchlings are known as fry.
Amy: What's your name?
Fry: I don't have a name, I'm a salmon!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 12: "31st Century Fox"
Fry: Congratulations, Bender. You've ended robot animal cruelty within a 20 yard radius of this building. You ready to call it a day, or do you have one more score to settle?
Bender: The second thing.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 10: "Near Death Wish"
Fry: He always has time for me: whether it's sending me off on a delivery or pulling me aside and telling me I'm doing a bad job.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Fry: Let's hover-roll.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 9: "Free Will Hunting"
Bender: I gotta mope things over for a while.
Fry: What's happening?
Leela: I don't know. I think he's shuffling off sadly in the distance.
Fry: Oh lord.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 8: "Fun on a Bun"
Fry: Kill all modern humans!
Bender: Hey, this guy's alright!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Fry: So my sadness makes perfect sense. And I do have vague memories of people refusing to breed with me.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Fry: And the worst part is, I had to have the breakup sex by myself!
Bender: Fry, some of us have real problems! I just learned there are people with fancier sausage meats than me!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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