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Philip J. Fry Quotes

Season 8, Episode 13: "Reincarnation"
Fry: I've got an ace up my hole!
 • Rating: Unrated
Leela: Hey Fry, I know something you could lay bare.
Fry: Leela! Shhh! I'm trying to listen to a Physics lecture.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Fry: You and I are enemies now!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 12: "Overclockwise"
Leela: I guess I'm just feeling uneasy about us being so on again/off again.
Fry: Maybe it's none of my business but if it were up to me we'd be on all the time and I mean all the time.
 • Rating: Unrated
Fry: I miss the old illiterate Bender.
 • Rating: Unrated
Fry: Hideout? Bender, are you becoming some kind of super villain?
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 11: "Cold Warriors"
Fry: He already survived in the vacuum of my mom.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 10: "The Tip of the Zoidberg"
Zoidberg: I'm afraid Fry lost a lot of juice he's developed Simpsons Jaundice.
Fry: Ay Karamba!
 • Rating: Unrated
Fry: Stop complaining my body rejected your liver and now I've got Garfield syndrome. I hate Mondays.
 • Rating: Unrated
Fry: Oh sure, Leela's fine but my Jaundice has progressed to Muppet Gangrene. It's not easy being gangrenous.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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