Phyllis Vance Quotes
Season 8, Episode 9: "Mrs. California"
Phyllis: We have a gym at home. It's called the bedroom.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 5: "Spooked"
Phyllis: Is she Asian?
Erin: I don't know. She's from somewhere, I bet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 23: "Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager"
Creed: He put some snacks in the freezer for us.
Pam: You mean the frozen mice for the piranha?
Creed: No, the blueberry slurpy pouch.
Phyllis: He means the ice pack.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 21: "Goodbye Michael"
Andy: You know I'm the worst salesman here right?
Michael: But you're the best salesman on the inside.
Phyllis: What does that even mean?
Michael: You sold us all on Andy, a product that nobody wanted.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 15: "PDA"
Phyllis: Blue Wasabi is so good but get the Cheeseburger. They say they won't do it, but they will if you make a scene.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 10: "China"
Phyllis: I like being in the same building as Bob. It keeps me honest.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 4: "Sex Ed"
Phyllis: I got stung up my dress.
Dwight: Poor hornet.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 2: "Counseling"
Phyllis: I'm glad Michael's getting help. He has a lot of issues and he's stupid.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 26: "Whistleblower"
Phyllis: [to Andy] Put your hand up, Norma Rae.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 20: "Happy Hour"
Phyllis: Yeah! I love going to the bars with Bob. I wear a tend to wear something low cut, get men to flirt with me... And Bob beats them up ... What?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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