Pierce Hawthorne Quotes
Season 3, Episode 9: "Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism"
Pierce: The question is who am I doing this weekend?
Jeff: He's asking because he's already forgotten. It's nobody.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "Studies in Modern Movement"
Pierce: How long was I out? Is Napster still a thing?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Pierce [to Annie]: Oh no, you're not letting some slumlord take your your hard earned money. I'll fix it. I used to do that kind of thing all the time when I was a slumlord.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 6: "Advanced Gay"
Pierce: Bitches is gay talk for friends.
• Rating: Unrated
Student: Excuse me are you Pierce Hawthorne, Hawthrone wipes?
Pierce: At your cervix! Sorry I thought you were a lady.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 5: "Horror Fiction In Seven Spooky Steps"
Pierce: What did I do to deserve that? Keep me out of your stupid stories.
Troy: I didn't say it was you. I said it was a crazy, old, racist doctor.
• Rating: Unrated
Pierce: By sewing my butt to my chest, you've given me boobs I can touch all day.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 4: "Remedial Chaos Theory"
Pierce: Man, pizza guys are getting worse and worse looking. I guess all the good ones went into porn.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 3: "Competitive Ecology"
Pierce: Oh I just had a terrible nightmare where Jeff was a pompous ass.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 2: "Geography of Global Conflict"
Pierce: Uruguay sounds like "you're a gay."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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