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Pierce: What do you want me to do?
Jeff: Stay alive...or don't!
Pierce: I'm on it!

Anything could happen between now and that dance. An asteroid could hit. Do you want to be the schmuck who apologizes right before the world ends?

The barber shop--a reminder of the era when men were men, and women were sex-cooks who did laundry.

You ask one lady if she's Tyler Perry in drag and suddenly you're the bad guy.

Pierce: Let's carve that jive turkey.
Shirley: Got that out of your system?

No one's even willing to consider that I might be the Hitler of the group?

Did you know that in ancient Greece, it was considered an honor to invite a person my age to a space convention?

Ghosts can't go through doors, stupid. They're not fire!

Pierce: If you knew what spooked me, you'd probably call me crazy and old.
Jeff: No one's going to call you, Pierce.

A, that is racist. B, swamis can't drive, they're Indians.

White crystal, do you think dad was into meth?

Don't use gay as a derogatory term. Boo-yeah! Good person.

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Annie: The midterm dance will need a visual theme. Like, 'Let's blow off steam,' and it's trains!
Chang: I have an idea!
Annie: Chang, your last idea was to murder.

Girls are supposed to dance. That's why God gave them parts that jiggle.

Troy
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