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Greys-anatomy

CRISTINA: "What the hell is this?"
PRESTON: "It's a key."
CRISTINA: "Why?"
PRESTON: "Why is it a key? Are we feeling existential this morning?"
CRISTINA: "Well, if the key turns in a lock, and no one asked for the key or even wanted the key, does it make a sound?"

[to Meredith & Cristina] "This is a men's room. Either whip one out, or leave."

[to Cristina] "You do enjoy crossing the line, don't you?"

PRESTON: "I think you should know that Richard promised Chief to both of us... but you already knew that."
DEREK: "Yeah, well, keep your friends close and your enemies closer."
PRESTON: "No. You're not the enemy, you're just the competition."

PRESTON: "Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free, starting right now."
MIRANDA: "I think you’re cocky. Arrogant. Bossy and pushy. You also have a God complex and don’t think of anybody but your damn self."
PRESTON: "But, I-"
MIRANDA: "Wait. I still have 23 seconds and I’m not done."

PRESTON: "What the... what the hell is this? Does anybody know what this is?"
MEREDITH: "Oh my God."
PRESTON: [holds body part] "What is it, Grey?"
MEREDITH: "She bit it off-"
PRESTON: "What is it? Spit it out, Grey."
MEREDITH: "That's his.. penis."

"The only person that can keep a promise that big is God, and I haven't seen him holding a scalpel lately."

PRESTON: "I guess we never really got our date."
CRISTINA: [smiles] "Are you kidding? That was the best date I've ever been on."

PRESTON: "Dr. Yang, you're handling the saw."
CRISTINA: "You won't let me pick the wine, but this you'll let me do?"

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