Professor Farnsworth Quotes
Season 9, Episode 13: "Naturama"
Mom: Yeah, you better topple.
Professor Farnsworth: You always were a hot-blooded Latina.
Narrator: Like all reptiles, the Galapagos tortoise is cold-blooded.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Professor Farnsworth: I never thought I'd live to see this tree again. Thank you for staying with me, Fry.
Fry: I'm not Fry, I'm his great-great-grandson, Fry.
Professor Farnsworth: Wha?
Fry: My beak is different, see. It evolved a slightly bigger hook over the generations to eat the cactus on this part of the island.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Leela: There's got to be a lady tortoise out there for you, Hubert. What about her?
Professor Farnsworth: Are you crazy? She's a slightly different subspecies. See how her shell flares imperceptibly at the neck? Talk about a cloaca shrinker.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 12: "31st Century Fox"
Professor Farnsworth: Fox news, everyone! I've decided to make the fox our new corporate mascot!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 11: "Viva Mars Vegas"
Professor Farnsworth: God didn't get to be God by giving away money!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 9: "Free Will Hunting"
Professor Farnsworth: Oh, I'm sorry, Bender. I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Also, good news everyone! We have a delivery to the robot homeworld!
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 8: "Fun on a Bun"
Leela: I ate Fry! I broke up with my boyfriend and then I ate him!
Professor Farnsworth: Oh now, now, we've all been there.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Professor Farnsworth: It's July, right? Let's wait three months and go to Oktoberfest!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 7: "The Six Million Dollar Mon"
Professor Farnsworth: Oh, I can't do this, Hermes. Your wife's moving pleas have made me realize you might have litigious survivors.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 6: "The Butterjunk Effect"
Leela: Professor, there's nothing wrong with Nectar. It's all natural.
Professor Farnsworth: So are carrots, but you don't see me injecting them between my toes! [Lights up carrot, smokes it]
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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