Professor Farnsworth Quotes
Season 8, Episode 13: "Reincarnation"
Professor Farnsworth: Nothing in the universe can fracture Diamondium! Not even God 1 and God 2 put together!
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Professor: Good news multiplayers!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 12: "Overclockwise"
Professor Farnsworth: I was born in prison and I'll die in prison.
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Professor: You're porkin' at him.
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Professor: Oh God, I clicked without reading!
Cubert: And I slightly modified a thing that I own.
Professor: We're monsters!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 10: "The Tip of the Zoidberg"
Professor: I do want you to kill me but I mustn't see it coming that would we agony. It must take me completely by surprise.
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Season 8, Episode 8: "Mobius Dick"
Professor: I remember it like it was interesting.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leela: Or we could fly around it.
Professor: Of course you could! You'd be stupid not to.
Bender: Supposing we're not stupid what kind of stupid mission is this?
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Season 8, Episode 7: "All the President's Heads"
Professor: Good news everyone! Remember when you asked to see my family tree?
Everyone: No.
Professor: Ta-da!
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Season 8, Episode 5: "The Silence of the Clamps"
Professor: Who likes good news?
[Everyone raises their hands.]
Professor: Everyone? Then good news everyone! Our next delivery isn't to some dangerous outer space planet it's to Earth.
Fry: Earth is dangerous. I fell off my chair their once.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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