Professor Farnsworth Quotes
Soon your trousers will slip the surly bonds of earth, and ascend to the heavens.
I hate to crush a boy's dreams, but what the heck.
Nothing in the universe can fracture Diamondium! Not even God 1 and God 2 put together!
Good news multiplayers!
I was born in prison and I'll die in prison.
You're porkin' at him.
Professor: Oh God, I clicked without reading!
Cubert: And I slightly modified a thing that I own.
Professor: We're monsters!
I do want you to kill me but I mustn't see it coming that would we agony. It must take me completely by surprise.
I remember it like it was interesting.
Leela: Or we could fly around it.
Professor: Of course you could! You'd be stupid not to.
Bender: Supposing we're not stupid what kind of stupid mission is this?
Professor: Good news everyone! Remember when you asked to see my family tree?
Everyone: No.
Professor: Ta-da!
Professor: Who likes good news?
[Everyone raises their hands.]
Professor: Everyone? Then good news everyone! Our next delivery isn't to some dangerous outer space planet it's to Earth.
Fry: Earth is dangerous. I fell off my chair their once.
