Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXRachel Berry Quotes
Rachel: Now class I want you to all go around and discuss what songs they like to hear me perform at sectionals.
Santana: You know what!!! *starts yelling*
Rachel: *Screams*
It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink!
Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person.
Rachel: Blaine and I have a lot in common.
Kurt: A sentiment expressed by many a hag by many dating a gay.
Your face tastes awesome.
Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world.
Rachel: Brittany, remember the rules: no sitting on anything!
Rachel: I've never even had a drink.
Finn: Seriously? No wonder I never got past second base.
Finn: It's not emotional or good or...
Rachel: It sucks.
Finn: Yeah.
Rachel: As our team leader and arbiter of all that is good, I must say: I don't think that song is good enough for regionals.
Brittany: What is that look called?
Rachel: Sexy school girl librarian chic.
Rachel: Why are my leg warmers on your arms?
Brittany: I got cold.
