Rachel Green Quotes
Ross: Rach, did you proofread these?
Rachel: Uh. yeah, why?
Ross: Uh, nothing, I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent compuper skills.
Rachel: Oh my God. Oh, do you think it's on all of them?
Joey: Oh no. I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.
Rachel: Oh, I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident?
Monica: That was not an incident! I was gesturing, and the plate slipped out of my hand.
Rachel: Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red... little veins popping out on your temple...
Phoebe: Plus that shirt doesn't really match those pants.
Ross: Your money's mine, Green.
Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller.
Rachel: How come you guys never play poker with us?
Phoebe:Yeah is that some kind of guy thing? Like some sexist guy thing? Like it's poker so only guys can play?
Ross: No, women are welcome to play.
Phoebe: So it's like some kind of... it's some kind of... Okay, what is it?
Phoebe: (Reading Rachel's mail) Wow!
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: Your Visa bill is huge!
Rachel: I'm sorry that I said you were a cow in high school.
Monica: That's okay, I was a cow.
Rachel: I know. I'm just sorry I said it.
Monica: (Yelling) Rach, are these your condoms?
Rachel: What? Sorry, that's Monica. She's drunk again.
Monica: (On the phone pretending to be Rachel) Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me. Listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you...
Rachel: (To their confused dates) Would you excuse me for a second? (Rushing to the kitchen to stop Monica)
Monica: (As Rachel) Remember back in freshman year? Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed!
Rachel: You know what?
Monica: What?
Rachel: You know what?
Monica: What?!
Rachel: You know what?
Monica: What?!!
Rachel: Every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother.
Ross: I don't know whether he's testing me, or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. But, he keeps erasing the messages on my machine, supposedly by accident.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, I've done that.
Ross: And then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did and peed all over the crossword.
Rachel: I've never done that.
Rachel: Um, Pheebs, so, you guys just don't get along?
Phoebe: It's mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know, I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know. Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking, even though I did it, later that same day. But, to my parents, by then it was like "Yeah, right, well what else is new?"
