Rajesh "Raj" Koothrappali Quotes
Season 5, Episode 15: "The Friendship Contraction"
Raj: Oh, how about Rocket Man?
• Rating: Unrated
Howard: You can't do "Buzz." Buzz is taken
Raj: Buzz Lightyear is not real.
Howard: No, that's not what I'm talking about.
Raj: Well, are you talking about when he thought he was real?
Howard: No
• Rating: Unrated
Howard: I got pretty exciting NASA news today. Next week I fly to Houston for orientation and zero-gravity elimination drills.
Penny: What does that mean?
Bernadette: He's gonna to learn to poop in space.
Howard: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Raj: Maybe your nickname should be "Brown Dynamite."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Raj: They put you under for a cleaning?
Sheldon: They have to -- I'm a biter.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Raj: If I had one, mine would be "Brown Dynamite."
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 14: "The Beta Test Initiation"
Raj: I can't believe I bought my soul mate at Glendale Galleria.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Raj: I'd like for you to call me sexy.
Siri: [chimes]From now on, I'll call you sexy. Okay?
Raj: Okay!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Raj: Whoa! What's your hurry, cowboy? Savor the moment.
[Raj and Howard slowly remove the plastic off Raj's new iPhone 4s]
Howard: Oh, yeah.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 13: "The Recombination Hypothesis"
Sheldon: Now, back to our game.
Raj: You were in the middle of an erection.
Sheldon: Oh, of course. It's right here in my hand.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Raj: Did you forget what Penny did to you? It took two years and defiling my sister to turn that frown upside down.
Leonard: I didn't defile your sister, we had a relationship.
Raj:I heard you called her Brown Sugar. In my book, that's defilement.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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