Popular Ray Hueston Quotes
Jonathan: Leah has kids, and you guys have been together for a while.
Ray: Yeah, but that is terrible. Those kids pay me no respect. They call me fat... and hairy. You know, they could lose a few pounds themselves.
Jonathan: I'm really hung over from that vodka.
Ray: Well, you gotta write something. I did my best work hung over. I have less brain cells to confuse the issue.
(making zapping noises at an ice block) I'm zapping it like Ice Man in X-Men...from the Marvel Series.
Ray: It's a Subaru - fully automatic.
George: What's a Subaru?
Ray: You smoke pot?
George: Since the 60s.
When I get high I realize that I clench my anus.
I can't believe I shot thirty blanks - I'm a sterile loser.
I'm having a baby and the mother of my child hates me.
(hearing word of a boxing match) What about me? I wanna fight!
Ray: How does that feel?
Jonathan: It feels comforting actually.
Ray: Does George have a nice ass?
Jonathan: It was very white.
Ray: I figured.
My brain is attacking itself!
Jonathan: Oh my God! What is that?
Ray: I've got long foreskin. Not everybody is Jewish ya know.
