George: We gotta go. We'll be seven minutes early.
Ray: That's hardly a surprise.

George, I don't like talking on the phone that much, but um you can call me all the time. I won't pick up, but you can leave me a message.

George, you're the greatest pothead I've ever known.

(to Leah) I'm sorry about the other night. You know with you're lover with the orange pubes.

Couple shots of nice whiskey for me and the lady.

Ray's elf girlfriend : You are the sexiest guy I ever met.
Ray: I know.

You really like little Ray, don't you.

Jonathan

Ray: (to Jonathan) : You didn't actually kiss her and she is the most beautiful girl in the world.

I'm so glad that possibly my last erection is with you.

George

Tell George I'm rooting for him and that I'm praying for his cock.

I'll tell you who let the dogs out.

George: Oh Ray, Happy Birthday!
Ray: Oh you shouldn't have, but I'm glad you did.