Richard Lewis Quotes
Season 8, Episode 5: "Vow of Silence"
Richard: What the f**k is that? He's like a mime or some s**t?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 2: "The Safe House"
Richard: What's half a double D?
Larry: B...plus. No, B minus. Minus is closer to the D. What's closer to the D? The minus or the plus?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Richard: How did you see a small mole from where you were sitting?
Larry: Well I have breast vision.
• Rating: Unrated
Richard: A lot of people call me who are suicidal.
Larry: I don't think you'd be my suicide call.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 7: "The Surrogate"
Richard: (on a black basketball player's penis) They could put the Chicago fire out with this.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 2: "Ben's Birthday Party"
Richard: (sarcastic) For the first time in a century, tell me something that's really bugging you.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 6: "The Special Section"
Larry: I changed my mind. I'd like to get it back.
Richard Lewis: You can't be an East Indian-giver.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 2: "The Benadryl Brownie"
Larry: You gotta get a shot and stick it in her ass.
Richard: She's not a racehorse.
• Rating: Unrated
Richard Lewis: Yeah, know what would match her head? A dress made of turnips and blood.
• Rating: Unrated
Larry: You gotta get a shot of Benadryl while she's sleeping, or shove it down her throat.
Richard Lewis: Like a hitman? A Benedryl hitman?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 15
