Grey's Anatomy

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RICHARD: "Tomorrow's a big day."
PRESTON: "And apart from the fact that Cristina hasn't written her vows, my best man just cancelled, and it's still raining."
DEREK: "He's not ready."
RICHARD: "You're never ready. I certainly wasn't. And then, the minute I saw Adele coming down that aisle... Well. Have you picked your best man?"

RICHARD: "So, how you feeling, Preston? You ready?"
PRESTON: "Well, I'm always ready for surgery."
DEREK: "I think he's talking about the wedding."

MEREDITH: "It looks like a teeny tiny catfish."
RICHARD: "Close. See there? Those are spines. This is a candirú fish."
CRISTINA: "The penis fish? This guy has the penis fish! In his... in his... Wow!"

MARK: "Why? I mean, did she tell you why?"
DEREK: "What did you do to her, Mark?"
RICHARD: "She didn’t give a reason."
MARK: "Did she tell you where she was going?"
RICHARD: "All she said was she needed some time. To be happy and free, if I recall correctly. Excuse me."

MARK: "Has anybody seen Addison?"
RICHARD: "Uh, she’s gone."
MARK: "Gone?"
RICHARD: "She took a leave of absence."

RICHARD: "Go away!"
ADDISON: "But we can help!"
PRESTON: [to Addison] "No, WE can help."
ADDISON: "What's that supposed to mean?"
PRESTON: "He doesn't have any woman parts."
ADDISON: "Irrelevant."

MARK: "'I’m a friendly guy?'"
RICHARD: "Sloan…"
MARK: "She pressed 5 and got off at 3. She’d rather walk up two flights of stairs than flirt with you. Hell, she’d rather climb up the outside of the building."
RICHARD: "I wasn’t flirting."
MARK: "You’re telling me!"

RICHARD: "Sloan. You brought me to a bar. You know I don’t drink."
MARK: "Which is perfect. Better to keep your mind sharp. Let the ladies do the drinking."

RICHARD: "Addison, I wouldn’t know where to start."
ADDISON: "Ask me to dance."
RICHARD: "Well, there’s no dance floor."
ADDISON: "So? Ask me anyway."

RICHARD: "Well, you think about it. I mean, when you’re married you like to think you still have game."
ADDISON: "Practice on me."
RICHARD: "I’m sorry?"
ADDISON: "Mark’s right. I mean, he’s wrong about so many things, but he is right about this. You need to get back out there. So, practice."

RICHARD: "The last time I tried to pick up a woman I had a Harvey Wallbanger in one hand and an afro pick in the other."
ADDISON: "Oh, Richard."

MARK: "Not just surgery, but chief of surgery!"
WOMAN: "Really?"
RICHARD: "Um, well, not for much longer."
MARK: "I’m gonna go, over there. Hold down the fort, Chief."

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Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Our lives are built on our mistakes as much as our successes.

Ellis

They say we can repress our memories. I wonder if we're just keeping them safe somewhere because no matter how painful they are, they are our most valuable possessions. They made us who we are.

Meredith
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