Favorite Rick Castle Quotes
Castle: The lettering has diacritical marks on it. They're accent marks used to represent sounds that are alien to Latin. I'm gonna go with Slavic-Cyrillic. No, Czech
Dr. Perlmutter: And you know this how?
Castle: I almost ordered a Russian bride once. You know, a Czech-mate...
Assassin: Most people react differently to a gun in their side.
Castle: Yeah, well this kind of thing happens to me often.
Assassin: Your earlier stuff was better. You got soft once you met the skirt.
Castle: Everyone's a critic.
Castle: You set up shop in my office behind my back and it's my fault?
Alexis: Exactly.
Beckett: I mean, what did you want me to do?
Castle: Tell me the truth.
Castle: Do you have any idea how worried I was?
Beckett: Yeah, I do. I was gone for 36 hours. A year ago you were gone for eight weeks.
Beckett: I didn't do this to hurt you, I did it to protect you.
Castle: Then why am I so angry?
You want me to put on some music? Whenever they do this sorta thing on CSI, they always do it to music in poorly lit rooms...kinda reminds me of porn.
Including sending your daughter into a house full of drunken frat boys dressed like a slutty angel?
Esposito
You didn't really think you could Jump Street the prime suspect, did you?
What was the last book you read. Zen and the Art of Hazing Hipsters?
I didn't Houdini. I was Houdini'd
