This is not my idea of going to the chapel with you.

Beckett: What was that?
Castle: If I had to guess I'd say something bad.

Castle: What are you doing?
Beckett: Making stuff up. Just like you do.

Castle: Might I suggest a sacrificial altar?
Beckett: No you may not.

Castle: It's as though he's turned being a charming man-child into a career.
Kate: Now that doesn't sound familiar, does it?

I was hoping for squalor. I was counting on squalor. Alexis cannot last in squalor.

Pi: I don't know Mr. C. What color is it?
Castle: Free.

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Martha: Remember the hovel you lived in in college.
Castle: Well, the difference is I was shacking up with Pi.

Castle: Is it just me or does that make sense?
Ryan: No, it's just you.

Beckett: You're trying to drive me crazy, aren't you?
Castle: Well, apparently I already do if we end up with three kids.

Castle: I write serious literature? Beckett you hear that?
Beckett: Yeah I heard. And I'm the president of fantasy land.

Maybe we should put something in our vows about following one another into creepy places.

Castle Quotes

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.


Castle: How do you know when you're in love?
Beckett: All the songs make sense.