Castle: Is this is bad as it seems?
Esposito: Much, much worse.

It's the Bachelor meets Homeland.

My loft is overrun with red heads.

Castle: I was thinking it's time for a new tradition.
Beckett: Me too.

Castle: I was just coming to see you.
Beckett: I was just coming to see you!

Santa is dead? When will it end!

Plus, who doesn't love presents!

Whether there is a Santa or not, that is not why I love Christmas.

It's bad enough that Santa has been murdered!

So what if we don't make sense on paper, we don't live our lives on paper.

Dude, where's your car?

Castle: You read music?
Esposito: What, just because I'm a cop means I can't sing?

Castle Quotes

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.

Castle

Beckett: (Clears throat) Ahem. What's the deal with men and boobs, anyway?
Castle: Biological. We can't help it.
Beckett: But doesn't it bother you that they're so obviously not real?
Castle: (Pauses) Santa's not real. We still love opening his presents.