Did I throw a party and forget again?

Whoever did this...he liked it.

Who puts a body on the ceiling?

We're Caskett. Which is good since the whole murder thing!

Why do people care about Brangelina?

Suspects tend to hold back on stuff like that.

Beckett: I can't help but wonder how many other girls have gotten this tour.
Castle: I'm not going to deny that I have brought other women up here. But, none of them were you.

Beckett: So, you rich or something?
Castle: I'm not James Patterson rich, but I do ok.

You're in a room full of detectives and not one of them has a clue.

Castle: I so wish I could kiss you right now.
Beckett: Yeah, I know.
Castle: This is me, softly touching your face, pulling you in for a long slow kiss.
Beckett: This is me, kissing you back, running my fingers through your hair.

The butler did it!

Beckett: Do you think I should talk to her?
Castle: No, she will eat you alive.

Castle Quotes

Sorry we had to cockblock you, bro.

Ryan

Castle: How do you know when you're in love?
Beckett: All the songs make sense.