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Castle

Beckett: (Clears throat) Ahem. What's the deal with men and boobs, anyway?
Castle: Biological. We can't help it.
Beckett: But doesn't it bother you that they're so obviously not real?
Castle: (Pauses) Santa's not real. We still love opening his presents.

By hand? That's like life before TiVo.

Alexis: How come we never had a nanny?
Castle: Well, your mother and I decided if someone was going to screw you up, we wanted it to be me. Only, you managed to turn out fine somehow anyway.

(to Kate about marriage) You'd be good at it. You're both controlling and disapproving. You should really try it.

Castle: We could always make it strip poker.
Kate: Sorry, but I prefer mystery to horror.

Kate: Okay, Castle, but it's accompany and observe, not participate and annoy. Got it?
Castle: Participate and annoy is a lot more fun, but alright.

Castle: So. Looks like I managed to make it through the case without getting injured, shot or killed.
Kate: Yeah, well, maybe tomorrow.

Castle: That's too easy. The reader would never buy it.
Kate: This isn't one of your books, Castle. Out here, we find a guy standing over a body with a gun, he's usually the guy who did it.

Kate: Are you here to annoy me?
Castle: I'm here for the story.

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Castle Quotes

Castle: How do you know when you're in love?
Beckett: All the songs make sense.

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.

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