Rick Castle Quotes
Ladies, I am not a stripper, though I can understand how you'd make that mistake.
Have you ever heard of a brilliant doctor named Doogie Howser?
I had a dream I was floating on a lily pad with the Swedish swim team giving great reviews to Nikki Heat.
Cable guy and creepy - thats a job requirement.
Captain Montgomery: Feds say he is a white male, 25 to 45 years old.
Castle: Could be me.
Captain Montgomery: With a dysfunctional relationship with his mother.
Castle: Still me.
Captain Montgomery: He has a menial unimportant job.
Beckett: Definitely you.
Castle: Just for that my next book is based on Esposito.
It's like a mystery novel, you don't just go to the last page do you?
Nothing says I'm an ass like a bunch of helium filled rubber.
urns out Greg isn't McDreamy or McSteamy...he's McSchemey.
That totally makes him McSteamy.
Beckett: In fact he performed a bypass surgery this morning, saved his patients life. What did you do this morning Castle?
Castle: I made waffles.
Gina: Do you remember our song?
Castle: ACDC, You shook me all night long.
Castle: A 200 year old bullet can only mean one thing: time traveling killer!