Ladies, I am not a stripper, though I can understand how you'd make that mistake.

Have you ever heard of a brilliant doctor named Doogie Howser?

I had a dream I was floating on a lily pad with the Swedish swim team giving great reviews to Nikki Heat.

Cable guy and creepy - thats a job requirement.

Captain Montgomery: Feds say he is a white male, 25 to 45 years old.
Castle: Could be me.
Captain Montgomery: With a dysfunctional relationship with his mother.
Castle: Still me.
Captain Montgomery: He has a menial unimportant job.
Beckett: Definitely you.
Castle: Just for that my next book is based on Esposito.

It's like a mystery novel, you don't just go to the last page do you?

Nothing says I'm an ass like a bunch of helium filled rubber.

urns out Greg isn't McDreamy or McSteamy...he's McSchemey.

That totally makes him McSteamy.

Beckett: In fact he performed a bypass surgery this morning, saved his patients life. What did you do this morning Castle?
Castle: I made waffles.

Gina: Do you remember our song?
Castle: ACDC, You shook me all night long.

Castle: A 200 year old bullet can only mean one thing: time traveling killer!

Castle Quotes

Oh, absolutely not! You will not and do you know why? Because you're a fighter. What have you always told me? No one will give you anything in this life. You must earn it and look at you. Almost 20 years later and you're back on Broadway. You have earned this.

Rick Castle

To bravery, to commitment, to love, to sacrifice.

Ryan