It's my mother's wedding band, it means a lot to her...even if it means nothing to you.

Adrian: You would actually let her live with Ben?
Ricky: He's really not a threat to me now, not that he ever has been.

I don't know if you realize, but summer school starts the same day band camp started 4 years ago.

Maybe you should go get some help and stop hurting people around you. And then maybe somebody can love you.

If you want me to hear what Adrian said then you're gonna have to say it to me yourself. This is it Amy, you're in or you're out

I'm happy for you Jack, but I don't wanna be your best man. I don't best man.

You wanna know the truth? When I have sex with Amy I don't really feel anything. You know why Ethan? Because I slept with too many girls.

Ben: May the best man win.
Ricky: The best man did win

Look John, Grandma's here. Why is Grandma here so early? I don't know!

Amy: You're just marrying me because of John.
Ricky: What difference does it make?
Amy: It makes all the difference in the world.

Ricky: I don't know what's wrong with me.
Nurse: I have a few guesses.

You already showered? I was hoping we could shower together.