House: Come here so I can talk you out of it?
Chase: Came to say thank you.
House: It's been fun.
Chase: Fun?
House: Sounded pithier than "we've shared a variety of situations."

Chase: It's time to step out of the shadow.
Foreman: It's about time

Chase: I'm looking at her.
Park: Um, I'm looking at him.
House: Good. Now lick your lips.

Chase: I was doing something nice.
House: Umm...ohhh...no, that doesn't sound right.

Park: Not everyone is so lucky to have your independence.
Chase: Don't worry. When you lose your family, you'll have it too.

Cheerleaders are the best part of basketball. Without them, you just have...basketball.

Chase: She's throwing her life away based on blind faith!
House: So are you!

Getting knifed doesn't get me an extension?

I think if there's any chance I'm going to walk again it's because House is a genius.

Chase: Taub's daughter is sick.
House: Isn't that the point of having a spare?

Adams: Am I weird?
Chase: Yeah, but you're hot so it's easier to put up with.

[simultaneously] I'll take Taub.

Chase and Adams

House Quotes

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

Talk to our little Gossip Girl.

House