House: Come here so I can talk you out of it?
Chase: Came to say thank you.
House: It's been fun.
Chase: Fun?
House: Sounded pithier than "we've shared a variety of situations."

Chase: It's time to step out of the shadow.
Foreman: It's about time

Chase: I'm looking at her.
Park: Um, I'm looking at him.
House: Good. Now lick your lips.

Chase: I was doing something nice.
House: Umm...ohhh...no, that doesn't sound right.

Park: Not everyone is so lucky to have your independence.
Chase: Don't worry. When you lose your family, you'll have it too.

Cheerleaders are the best part of basketball. Without them, you just have...basketball.

Chase: She's throwing her life away based on blind faith!
House: So are you!

Getting knifed doesn't get me an extension?

I think if there's any chance I'm going to walk again it's because House is a genius.

Chase: Taub's daughter is sick.
House: Isn't that the point of having a spare?

Adams: Am I weird?
Chase: Yeah, but you're hot so it's easier to put up with.

[simultaneously] I'll take Taub.

Chase and Adams

House Quotes

Do you know what bisexual means? It doesn't mean you have sex with two people at once.

Thirteen

You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop really fast.

House