Dr. Chase: Cake? Taub thought we should have a little party to see you off properly. He gets sentimental about these things.
Thirteen: I never should have flashed him.

Dr. Chase: Oh, drinks are on me and Foreman tonight.
House: Can't. Pap smear.

House: Sorry, I'm busy. Tell me you have a case. You know, even if you don't.
Dr. Chase: We have a case.
House: Sounds interesting. I'll take it. I owe you one. Now tell me you don't have a case.
Dr. Chase: I really do have a case.
House: We're even.

What about sex? I'm talking about the patient. Is that cool?

Taub: Fighting's not brave. It's just stupid.
Dr. Chase: You would say that.
Taub: You think I've never been in a fight?
Dr. Chase: No, I just think you never won one.
Taub: I took on three guys in college once.
House: Hope they bought you dinner first.

I liked him better when he was on Vicodin.

Chase: Did you ever love me?!?
Cameron: I don't know.
Chase: Thank you for finally telling me.

Chase: I'm not that good looking.
House: Yeah, you are.
Wilson: You kind of are.

Chase: I give her a day, two days at the most.
House: Great! You be the clock. Everyone else be the doctor.

Chase: How long are we gonna keep lying to him?
Thirteen: Until it's no longer fun.

House: So you busted my nose to keep people off your back.
Dr. Chase: Pretty much.
House: Making people even more worried about you.
Dr. Chase: Maybe. But at least they're not talking to me about it.
House: Fair enough.
Dr. Chase: Cheers.

I'm gonna pretend there's something interesting over here, so you'll shut up.

House Quotes

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

Arlene [to Cuddy]: If you're going to dress like an Italian hooker, at least let it be this year's Italian hooker.
Julia: She's not telling us we look fat. That's a major breakthrough.
Arlene: If you didn't want to be insulted, you wouldn't have invited me.