Popular Robert Chase Quotes
Taub: I was mugged once. When I saw the gun, my legs went out.
Dr. Chase: I always thought it was fight or flight. Didn't know it was fight or flight or faint.
Dr. Chase: Do you want me to quote from First Corinthians? 'Cause I can do that.
Dr. Cuddy: As a Jew, I'm gonna have to decline that offer.
Dr. Chase: Don't know what you're missing. St. Paul was really on his game.
Dr. Chase: Why is it anyone's problem? I violently executed my tenth-grade geometry teacher about five different ways in my mind.
Masters: I didn't want to kill anybody. I just wanted to torture them slowly in my basement, preferably with acid. You guys ever think about what you might do to House?
Taub: Maybe it's no big deal.
Dr. Chase: Unless it is. Someone shot House.
You know when you're interested in something and no one else is, the polite thing is to keep it to yourself.
And one day I will be that sick and there will be no one there when it's time.
Thirteen
I think when you do change, it's not so simple to go back.
Chase: What's with the sudden interest in her future?
House: You know, a blacksmith who spends as much time hammering out a new blade from raw Jello, he's curious about who ends up wielding it.
Foreman: no reason to be curious unless you're interested in wielding it yourself.
Foreman: House thinks I'm a robot. You think I'm a wuss?
Chase: No, no, no, no. I think you're repressed.
Park: Why would you lie about that?
Chase: To avoid conversations like this.
[simultaneously] I'll take Taub.
Chase and Adams
Adams: Am I weird?
Chase: Yeah, but you're hot so it's easier to put up with.
Chase: Taub's daughter is sick.
House: Isn't that the point of having a spare?
