Favorite Robert McCallister Quotes
Robert: You want a separation, you got it. Because I'm done. I'm done chasing you and I'm done trying to figure out what you want. If you want to move to Pasadena, move to Pasadena. You want to take Evan with you, we'll work out the terms of the custody. You want to tell everybody in the world that we're separating, do it.
Kitty: Robert.
Robert: You just closed the deal. Have Kevin work out the details, whatever you think is fair. And for the record, I didn't come down here because Kevin told me to. And I wasn't fighting you on the terms of the separation because I wanted to be Governor. I was fighting you on the terms of the separation because I believe that if you move out of our home, that you will never come back. You want a separation, this is what one looks like.
See, it's this. It's just sitting here together, in a waiting room. Both of us trying to pretend we're not scared, that's love. Not being able to concentrate on writing a speech about the beauty of love because you're scared you might lose it and nothing will ever be the same. And realizing that the one place, the ONE place, that you feel most "you" is when you are lying next to her, just breathing.
Saul: Are you crazy? What's wrong with you?
Robert: Your son thinks I'm seeing a woman in Westwood... And I am. Twice a week. She's a shrink. I'm seeing a shrink because my wife is dying.
Robert: Listen, I'm sorry about today. You told me this terrible thing about Tommy and I was just ... a jerk. And I can see from your expression that you agree with my assessment.
Kitty: Pretty much.
Kitty: You got an affidavit signed by your cardiologist giving you permission to have sex?
Robert: (laughing)It's good, right! It's funny.
Kitty: I thought you were going to take it easy.
Robert: Oh that? Relax. That's ...
Kitty: Do you know what happens when you tell somebody to relax? It actually has the opposite effect. It's scientifically proven.
Robert: Alright, is the wedding back on?
Justin: Yes.
Kitty: So tell them that this is the most incredible place to get married.
Robert: Where?
Kitty: The Zoo.
Robert: Well, Justin will fit right in.
Robert [talking about Kitty being sick]: I just can't imagine what it would be like if it were one of my kids.
Nora: Well, you would probably fight like hell with their spouse, too.
Robert: I don't want to fight.
Nora: Good. Because I think we're gonna need each other
Kitty: What if you're only here because I have cancer?
Robert: I am here because I love you.
[to Kitty] I love you... for reasons that have nothing to do with your hair.
Kitty: Don't you have anything to say?
Robert: Yeah ... it's good to be home.
Shh. We need to be quiet. My wife may be here any minute.
