Favorite Robert McCallister Quotes
Robert: Did your mother pass away last night?
Kitty: Au contraire. I just walked in on her and Simon. In the shower. Together. Naked.
Robert: Good for her! It's a new day in Pasadena.
This is officially the gayest bachelor party ever.
You've always swung for the fences. If this is what you want, I'm with you.
I would be right there with you, and we would kick ass.
Robert: Why are you talking about this pissy little congressional seat? If you really want to run for office, I'll tell you whose seat you should run for.
Kitty: Whose?
Robert: Mine. I'd be right there with you and we would kick ass.
Robert: Didn't you almost divorce me for running for governor without talking to you?
Kitty: Yes, because you were lying in a hospital bed recovering from open-heart surgery. Remember?
Robert: And what are you recovering from, the common cold?
Kitty: I heard it was really hard getting me down here.
Robert: Is that all you heard?
Kitty: Well, that and the fact that my husband has the chief of police on speed dial.
Robert: Well, but isn't that why you married me? Because I'm... connected.
Kitty: No, I married you for your looks and for your cute ass.
Robert: Well, that's funny, 'cause it's just why I married you.
Kitty: Well, you must be having a lot of regrets now.
Robert: No. No regrets.
Kitty: We're not nay-saying the house, mother.
Robert: (looking around) Oh, although we're not not nay-saying it either.
Will you marry me all over again?
Sarah: You know, everybody in this building is on some kind of drug, and we can't even drink. That's not fair.
Robert: And that's not sparkling cider.
Robert: Oh, look at him. I'd forgotten how little newborns are.
Kitty: I know.
Robert: He needs a name.
Kitty: He does.
Robert: What's it going to be? Connor or Ben?
Kitty: I had an idea. Trish gave us this gift and I thought maybe it would be nice if we honored her.
Robert: I think naming him Trish would be child abuse.
Kitty: Trish Evans.
Robert: Evan.
Kitty: It means peaceful warrior.
