Roger Sterling Quotes
Season 6, Episode 6: "Man With a Plan"
Burt: You're a real prick, you know that?
Roger: Damn it Burt. You stole my goodbye.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Burt: My clients will leave with me.
Roger: Haha. No one will ever say you weren't funny, Burt.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 4: "The Flood"
Roger: The man knew how to talk. I don't know why, but I thought that would save him. I thought it would solve the whole thing.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 12: "Commissions and Fees"
Roger: I'll buy you a drink if you wipe the blood off your mouth.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Roger: You gonna tell me what you're gonna talk about, or is my look of surprise part of the sales pitch?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Don: Why do we do this?
Roger: For the sex, but it's always disappointing.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 11: "The Other Woman"
Roger: Don't fool yourself. This is some very dirty business.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 7: "At the Codfish Ball"
Marie: And then one day I made too many mistakes.
Roger: Where was I that day?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Roger: Who knows why people in history did good things? For all we know Jesus was trying to get the loaves and fishes account.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 6: "Far Away Places"
Roger: So what was wrong again?
Jane: You don't like me.
Roger: I did. I really did.
• Rating: Unrated
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