Forget everything I said before. That's the last guy I hired (nods to Pete).

I want you to bring me a good looking version of Don.

Don: Mohawk is going to insist on a regular copywriter.
Roger: Someone with a penis.
Peggy: I'll work on that.

Is it just me, or is the lobby full of Negros?

Has anyone even seen this baby with you walking next to him?

Pete: Where am I supposed to conduct business?
Roger: In the crapper for all I care.

Roger: Why don't you sing like that?
Jane: Why don't you look like him?

Don: Miss Calvet and I are getting married.
Roger: Who the hell's that?

Don: I slept last night for the first time in a month.
Roger: You slept? Really? You weren't smiling over the taste of shit that would be in everybody's mouth over breakfast today?

Listen, doctor, we know there's a black spot on the X-Ray, you don't need to keep tapping your finger on it.

It's good not to be the reason this place went down anymore.

Well, I gotta go learn a bunch of people's names before I fire them.

Mad Men Quotes

Joan: I thought about it and I'm sending my son away.
Richard: What?
Joan: No, I thought about what you said and I like you, too. And if I have to choose between you and my son, I choose you.
Richard: That's not what I said.
Joan: That's exactly what you said.
Richard: Well, I thought about it and I want to be a part of your life and your little boy, too.
Joan: I live with my mother and I've been divorced. Twice.
Richard: I'm buying some property in New York. Where do you live?
Joan: Twelfth Street.
Richard: OK. I'm not going to buy property down there [laughs], but I'm going to get a place in a nice neighborhood by the park and you're going to visit. All of you.

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert