Roger Sterling Quotes (Page 3)
Season 5, Episode 1: "A Little Kiss"
Roger: Why don't you sing like that?
Jane: Why don't you look like him?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 13: "Tomorrowland"
Don: Miss Calvet and I are getting married.
Roger: Who the hell's that?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 12: "Blowing Smoke"
Don: I slept last night for the first time in a month.
Roger: You slept? Really? You weren't smiling over the taste of s**t that would be in everybody's mouth over breakfast today?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Roger: Listen, doctor, we know there's a black spot on the X-Ray, you don't need to keep tapping your finger on it.
• Rating: Unrated
Roger: It's good not to be the reason this place went down anymore.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Roger: Well, I gotta go learn a bunch of people's names before I fire them.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 9: "The Beautiful Girls"
Roger (to Joan): Every time I think back, all the good stuff was with you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Joan: Poor Ida.
Roger: She died like she lived: Surrounded by people she answered phones for.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 7: "The Suitcase"
Don: I wouldn't be good company anyway.
Roger: That's never bothered me before.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 6: "Waldorf Stories"
Roger: That don't seem to give awards for what I do.
Joan: And what is that?
Roger: Find guys like him.
• Rating: Unrated
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