Roger Sterling Quotes
Burt: You're a real prick, you know that?
Roger: Damn it Burt. You stole my goodbye.
Burt: My clients will leave with me.
Roger: Haha. No one will ever say you weren't funny, Burt.
The man knew how to talk. I don't know why, but I thought that would save him. I thought it would solve the whole thing.
I'll buy you a drink if you wipe the blood off your mouth.
You gonna tell me what you're gonna talk about, or is my look of surprise part of the sales pitch?
Don: Why do we do this?
Roger: For the sex, but it's always disappointing.
Don't fool yourself. This is some very dirty business.
Marie: And then one day I made too many mistakes.
Roger: Where was I that day?
Who knows why people in history did good things? For all we know Jesus was trying to get the loaves and fishes account.
Roger: So what was wrong again?
Jane: You don't like me.
Roger: I did. I really did.
I know cooler heads should prevail, but am I the only one who wants to see this?
Ken: I only do it because my wife likes it.
Roger: Well my wife likes fur, but you don't see me growing a tail.