Burt: You're a real prick, you know that?
Roger: Damn it Burt. You stole my goodbye.

Burt: My clients will leave with me.
Roger: Haha. No one will ever say you weren't funny, Burt.

The man knew how to talk. I don't know why, but I thought that would save him. I thought it would solve the whole thing.

I'll buy you a drink if you wipe the blood off your mouth.

You gonna tell me what you're gonna talk about, or is my look of surprise part of the sales pitch?

Don: Why do we do this?
Roger: For the sex, but it's always disappointing.

Don't fool yourself. This is some very dirty business.

Marie: And then one day I made too many mistakes.
Roger: Where was I that day?

Who knows why people in history did good things? For all we know Jesus was trying to get the loaves and fishes account.

Roger: So what was wrong again?
Jane: You don't like me.
Roger: I did. I really did.

I know cooler heads should prevail, but am I the only one who wants to see this?

Ken: I only do it because my wife likes it.
Roger: Well my wife likes fur, but you don't see me growing a tail.

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.


Nostalgia - it's delicate, but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek, "nostalgia" literally means "the pain from an old wound." It's a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn't a spaceship, it's a time machine. It goes backwards, and forwards... it takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It's not called the wheel, it's called the carousel. It let's us travel the way a child travels - around and around, and back home again, to a place where we know are loved.

Don Draper