Mad Men

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Who knows why people in history did good things? For all we know Jesus was trying to get the loaves and fishes account.

Roger: So what was wrong again?
Jane: You don't like me.
Roger: I did. I really did.

I know cooler heads should prevail, but am I the only one who wants to see this?

Ken: I only do it because my wife likes it.
Roger: Well my wife likes fur, but you don't see me growing a tail.

Lane: England won the World Cup.
Roger: Cup of what?

When is everything gonna get back to normal?

Forget everything I said before. That's the last guy I hired (nods to Pete).

I want you to bring me a good looking version of Don.

Don: Mohawk is going to insist on a regular copywriter.
Roger: Someone with a penis.
Peggy: I'll work on that.

Is it just me, or is the lobby full of Negros?

Has anyone even seen this baby with you walking next to him?

Pete: Where am I supposed to conduct business?
Roger: In the crapper for all I care.

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Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

Betty: I'm sure your father's given you a beer.
Sally: My father's never given me anything.