You gonna tell me what you're gonna talk about, or is my look of surprise part of the sales pitch?

Don: Why do we do this?
Roger: For the sex, but it's always disappointing.

Don't fool yourself. This is some very dirty business.

Marie: And then one day I made too many mistakes.
Roger: Where was I that day?

Who knows why people in history did good things? For all we know Jesus was trying to get the loaves and fishes account.

Roger: So what was wrong again?
Jane: You don't like me.
Roger: I did. I really did.

I know cooler heads should prevail, but am I the only one who wants to see this?

Ken: I only do it because my wife likes it.
Roger: Well my wife likes fur, but you don't see me growing a tail.

Lane: England won the World Cup.
Roger: Cup of what?

When is everything gonna get back to normal?

Forget everything I said before. That's the last guy I hired (nods to Pete).

I want you to bring me a good looking version of Don.

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

Joan: I thought about it and I'm sending my son away.
Richard: What?
Joan: No, I thought about what you said and I like you, too. And if I have to choose between you and my son, I choose you.
Richard: That's not what I said.
Joan: That's exactly what you said.
Richard: Well, I thought about it and I want to be a part of your life and your little boy, too.
Joan: I live with my mother and I've been divorced. Twice.
Richard: I'm buying some property in New York. Where do you live?
Joan: Twelfth Street.
Richard: OK. I'm not going to buy property down there [laughs], but I'm going to get a place in a nice neighborhood by the park and you're going to visit. All of you.