Mad Men
Sundays 10:00 PM on AMCFavorite Roger Sterling Quotes
Remember, Don...when God closes a door, he opens a dress.
Roger: I watched the sunrise today. Couldn't sleep.
Don: How was it?
Roger: Average.
Roger Sterling: Look, I want to tell you something because your very dear to me and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad I got to roam those hillsides.
Joan: Stop it.
Well, I gotta go learn a bunch of people's names before I fire them.
Don: Miss Calvet and I are getting married.
Roger: Who the hell's that?
You're not good as relationships because you don't value them.
I'll buy you a drink if you wipe the blood off your mouth.
I know cooler heads should prevail, but am I the only one who wants to see this?
Joan: Poor Ida.
Roger: She died like she lived: Surrounded by people she answered phones for.
Who knows why people in history did good things? For all we know Jesus was trying to get the loaves and fishes account.
Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?
Roger: Why don't you sing like that?
Jane: Why don't you look like him?
