Roger: How long do you think it'll take us to be in a place like this again?
Don: I never saw myself working in a place like this.

My uncle lost his leg, hitching a trailer. He used to ask me to scratch his toes. He didn't have any.

I don't like being judged.

When is everything gonna get back to normal?

Every time I think back, all the good stuff was with you.

I want you to bring me a good looking version of Don.

Can someone please get my wife out of the kitchen? I have something very nice to say about her.

Anabelle: You were the one.
Roger: You weren't.

I have to warn you, they won't know it's over until you drop the big one, twice.

You wanna be on some people's minds. Some people, you don't.

Has anyone even seen this baby with you walking next to him?

Don Draper: (to Pete) The day you sign a client is the day you start losing one.
[a few minutes later]
Roger Sterling: The day you sign a client is the day you start losing him.
Don Draper: You don't really believe that.

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger